Man flu.......
What is it???? Is it a heavy cold, a light cold or just the sniffles....
Why when a man sneezes does he have flu and have to go to bed for three days, want to be waited on hand and foot, yet when a woman does it's only a cold and why are you making such a fuss....
Men get to go to bed, women carry on. Can you imagine if women went to bed for three days...the ensuing chaos that would cause, and it wouldn't just be in the house.
In school the children would be saying, "Sorry I haven't done my homework but I couldn't find it, no I don't have my PE kit couldn't find it, sorry that I'm not in school uniform it ws dirty I don't know where my clean ones are and dad can't use the washing machine,."
There would be no dirty dishes in the house as they would be having pizzas and Mcdonalds, so no dishes to wash..
The men would be in work saying, " I don't know why she says looking after the house, me and the kids is hard it's a doddle" as he is stood there in shorts tshirt and sandals when it's below freezing all because he couldn't find any clean shirts or socks. The hoover (vacum) would think it was on holiday because he won't know how to turn it on, that's if he can even find it..
Now I know not all men are useless around the house, they can use the tv remote easily to channel hop, they can keep the children quiet by letting them run free to they can find themselves. Yes they have painted on the walls and floors but hey that shows they are budding artists.....
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